wake up america
this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)
In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get
In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even fucking kidding you
… Please tell me you guys are kidding.
Florida is like it’s own country I swear
As a half-time Floridian, I attest to this dialogue.
Florida doesn’t count as part of the South, except for Jacksonville
I always associated Florida with the idea that it was it’s own magical world and wasn’t really connected to the rest of the US.
I also think Disney when I think Florida.
the rest of florida is just the product of Magic Fallout from when they were building Disney World
if magic stays stagnant in the air for too long it goes bad and can turn into what most people call ‘upfuckery’, and thats what comes down on most of florida